Allergies

Allergies suck, don't they? I have discovered that I have one. I bet you can't guess what it is...

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I'll give you a clue, it's brown...

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Nope, still not got it? Well, let me put you out of your misery... Gravy. I am allergic to gravy. I knew you wouldn't have guessed it...

Anyways, it sucks being allergic to gravy. If I have even a little bit of the stuff, my stomach starts acting very odd, and I become very sweaty and uncomfortable, so that means my dinners have to be dry, and have you ever tried eating roast chicken when it's as dry as a desert in the middle of summer?

This maybe the weirdest allergy in the world. If you know of any weird allergies, feel free to tell me via the comments section. I can't have the only weird allergy in the world...